THROW BACK (3/9/2007)

This was written by yours truly after hearing complaints from both the male and female species about their significant others. But I still feel it is valid almost 2 years later... Enjoy

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I'm tired of guys and girls complaining about shit that their boy/girlfriend told them that they just can't believe....

So lets keep it real:

Don't ask how many people they slept with... because no matter what number they say you aint going to be happy... Real low numbers scare you cuz you think they gonna run back to their exes or that they lying... real high numbers scare you cuz you think they gonna be getting some on the side or just make you think their ass is a hoe...

Don't ask did you really love your ex... because if they say yes you gonna think that they gonna cheat and if they say no you gonna think they lying and that they gonna cheat...

Don't ask where's the freakiest place you've did it... what's the freakiest thing you've done... you gonna be mad!!

Don't ask if they think you're friend is cute... you gonna be mad if they say yes and if they say no you gonna be mad cuz you don't have ugly friends.

Don't ask are you cheating... UNLESS your ass is really ready to hear YES and you really gonna LEAVE.

Don't look through phones... check emails... etc... you dont really know where any of those conversations are going or have been unless you start from the first message, and if you start from the 1st and its shit that PISSES you off are you PREPARED to BOUNCE???

Don't stalk their friends... if they don't like you they gonna lie to get rid of you... if they do like you they gonna try to sleep with you.

Don't ask if you have better vagina or penis then the last person... what if they say no then what....

Some things are better left unknown... other things will come out at the right time and when the love and trust is strong enough in your relationships to seek past the goddamn first instinct responses.