I have just been thinking about all of my friends endeavors in the relationship world and I feel that most relationships fail when one partner is stupid and one partner is naïve. Please don't hold me to this as some psycho-analytical proven theory, its more like my own opinion.
Couple failed #1.
Stupid and Naïve never really became official but they saw more of each other then any other person they were "dating". Stupid had a very I mean very DEEP DARK SECRET and Naïve knew he was shady but never looked too much into it cuz they weren't official. Result: Truth came to light, shit hit the fan and there is NO WAY they will ever "date" again.
Couple failed # 2.
Stupid asked a lot of questions but never answered them. Naïve never realized that stupid never answered questions. Stupid had a DEEP DARK SECRET, Naïve was too naïve to see that Stupid was being shady and well end result: one secret quickly followed by another came out and well they will never be a couple
Couple failed # 3.
Naïve treated Stupid like they were a precious stone. Stupid was never satisfied. Naïve tried even harder to please Stupid, buying bigger/better/more expensive gifts. Stupid showed Naïve just how unimpressed they were by sleeping with someone else. End result: (just take a wild guess)
So what have I learned? If I ever had to be Stupid or Naïve, I'd rather be stupid! But I thank my lucky stars that I am not in a Stupid vs. Naïve relationship.
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